You think you’re ready for a child? Please consider that your Beautiful child will one day have watery diarrhea that will blow out of her diaper every way possible... That diarrhea will, in fact, get on all of her clothes. Since you were holding your sweet child while she was erupting the nightmarish butt water,… Continue reading So you think you’re ready for a child?
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Something about lemons and mattresses…
You all have heard the whole “When life give you lemons” saying, right? Well... sometime this morning while I’m cleaning my home, Penny decided she wanted to help and spilled hand soap on MY bed. But not just normal hand soap... Please keep in mind that I am a penny pincher... the hand soap that… Continue reading Something about lemons and mattresses…
A Man and his shopping list
Never send your husbands to the grocery store hungry.... I woke up Brandon and asked him to go to Stop and Shop to get Soy Milk and coffee creamer. He woke up, brushed his teeth, put on his jeans and went off! What a man!! 😍 10 minutes go by.... 20 minutes go by... I… Continue reading A Man and his shopping list
Crappy Potty Time
Want to hear something crappy? 💩 I’ve been attempting to potty train Penny for the last few weeks. She will sit on the potty sometimes and 💩 and other times will refuse altogether. Today, she started to poop in her diaper so I convinced her to sit on her potty. Convincing her usually consists of… Continue reading Crappy Potty Time
The Migraine and the Husband
Funny/not so funny Spouse story A months ago, I was suffering from a terrible, debilitating migraine. I couldn’t sleep from the pain and my body hurt so bad that I couldn’t manage to move myself from the fetal position I was laying in. At about 1 am I woke my husband, Brandon, up to get… Continue reading The Migraine and the Husband
Having Trouble Breastfeeding?
Funny Mom moment: Hind story: Penny was in the hospital for a week and you don’t sleep there so I was running on fumes!! Actual story: Penny hasn’t eaten much since she was admitted but has been nursing often. She was down to nursing just once or twice a day before she was admitted to… Continue reading Having Trouble Breastfeeding?
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